in the outlet by the light switch

clannyphantom:

i listened to a boy in my history class have a lengthy discussion in graphic detail about how many times he masturbated on the weekend but god forbid a girl ask her friend for a tampon in a voice louder than a whisper

(Source: rubyetc)

(Source: damagaladriel)

plantyourjimmyinmybonham:

this one time in art class we were painting and my teacher was like

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"hannah take off your jacket id hate for you to get paint on your led zeppelin sweater"

and i was just like

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"ok"

(Source: hashslingingthrasher)

krudman:

the-average-gatsby:

thanks joffrey

What a great message. I wish all characters were this nice. Does anyone know what this is from?

davekat:

hectorsalamanca:

"LGBT" is an acronym which, as we all know, stands for lady gaga, bears, and twinks

what the fuck, how is this equal representation? wheres macklemore

(Source: lalondes)

mysticalbooty:

shavingryansprivates:

majortvjunkie:

this turkey represents my responsibilities catching up to me

*jurassic park theme song starts playing*

MY RESPONSIBILITIES

(Source: peens)

ultrafacts:

10 Facts about Spongebob

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Lust (Spongebob) - our final analogy is probably the least apparent because we typically think of ‘lust’ in a sexual sense. However, the alternative definition for lust is simply “a passionate desire for something”. In this sense of the word, it cannot be denied that our absorbent yellow friend is an extremely lustful creature. Spongebob has a lust for life that is incomparable to most other cartoon characters - he yearns for the affections of both friend and foe alike, is eager to please, and will often stop at nothing to complete a task.